Disclaimer: Skip this one if you have a weak stomach and are eating right now.
Mr. Free Market has a story where a rugby player was found guilty of shoving his finger in 3 other player’s anuses.
Hopoate’s defence counsel contended to Jones that his client had merely administered a “wedgie” on the Cowboy in the seventh minute of the match.
“It wasn’t a wedgie. That’s when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum,” said Jones, admitting that while both acts caused discomfort, they caused different sensations and he could differentiate between the two.
I guess if you really want to win you’ll do what you need to do, but I think that may be crossing the line.