I was going to post the article, but it appears that I reached mySQLs limit on field or record size because it gets cut off about 3/4 of the way into it.
Because of that its going to take me a little while longer to organize the article into smaller chunks so I can get it all posted here.
Update: Maybe it was a bad idea to upgrade to the latest nightly build of WordPress. For some reason it likes to pre-date all of my new entires to 7 hours ago. I’ll fix that eventually when I get it all posted.